MotherFool Defn: crazy, sleep deprived, coffee fuelled, anxiety ridden female with crazy hair. She is most commonly found with food & other partially digested substances splashed across her clothing & always puts her offsprings needs in front of hers. She is constantly in need of more time and help. When…
View PostLast Friday morning was going pretty well, all things considered. Recapping my week as I stuffed the remainder of a packet of ham into 1st born’s wholemeal sandwich (standard – half girl, half salty pork at this point) I had kept everyone alive, not been in trouble with the law…
View PostDear Man with the Mower, I know that you work hard everyday providing for your family. 6:30am starts, rush hour traffic, shovelling down a quick lunch in order to get through the workload and then home at 6pm to see what the evening holds. You may find the winter a…
View PostThis, my friends, is a lesson learned the hard way. This is the one about the trip to the cinema. Solo adult. Alone. With kids. A few weeks back 1st & 2nd born were on half term. Fool herself decided to carefully orchestrate life in such a way that reward…
View PostThere has been an argument raging in science circles for years. One that has baffled scientists…….confusion, bemusement & befuddlement (is that even a word?) The whole “nature versus nurture” is one that has run for centuries. Alack & alas, no more brain power needs to be expended giving thought to…
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